Some of these are seriously funny. Thought I'll share these with you for some comedic relief. Read these at a quaint little ice-cream shop in SG.

Traditional Corporation
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

A French Corporation
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them world-wide.

A British Corporation
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch ...

A Swiss Corporation
You have 5000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

An Indian Corporation
You have two cows
You worship them.

A Malaysian Corporation
(p/s You can tell where the SGporeans are coming from with this!)
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre. Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire with the prime minister.

Singaporean Corporation
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu.